Wednesday 07th June 2023,
Batty Tales

Beaten by a year two kid.

Beaten by a year two kid.

Here is the first work I ever had published. To date, I have written nothing better.

The Ghost Castle

Once upon a time there was a big ghost house and a ghost lived in it. No one went near it except me because I could fight ghosts. Some people call me ghost fighter and some don’t. The people that don’t, don’t believe in ghosts at all but they are wrong because I have seen a ghost and I like fighting ghosts because you can see them well in the dark.

One day when I was teaching ghost fighting something queer happened, a ghost came into the ghost fighting hall. Everybody started fighting the ghost and so did I. Everyone had fun fighting the first real ghost. The ghost never came back for two weeks.

Two weeks were over and the ghost came back with seven other ghosts. They were ready to fight but it was holidays and I was the only person there, everyone else was at home but it didn’t matter because I was the best fighter of all.

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  1. Jerry 7 February 2013 at 10:08 am

    I concur.

    • Batty 7 February 2013 at 10:18 am

      Because you think I am the best ghost fighter, Jerry?

  2. Aunt Victoria 10 February 2013 at 8:09 pm

    ahahahaha…. so funny! Great Sunday night reading.
    I love your new page design!

  3. Brenno 12 February 2013 at 7:26 am

    Batman, this is why I’m shattered you don’t work at EMG anymore. Where was this gold a couple years back?

    • Batty 12 February 2013 at 10:08 am

      Gotta keep some things up my sleeve, Brenno.

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